zachsgay:

zachsgay:

i need a 1k selfie before i die

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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hi:

well that was a good snack

time for 7 more

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mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

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oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?

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  • if i was a doctor
  • hot guy: i sprained my wrist
  • me: okay take off your underwear

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

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wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

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