suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

(Source: devoures, via fake-mermaid)

gnarly:

do you ever get anxiety bc your room is so messy but ur just too damn lazy to clean it

(via fake-mermaid)

richarcl:

if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart

(Source: homophobic, via hilariouskid)

sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

image

(via greetings)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via greetings)

england:

france:

hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine

haha about that,

(Source: samngeeeeee2, via greetings)

slapping:

now i’m not saying you’re an idiot but everyone else is

(Source: slapping, via fake-mermaid)

date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

(Source: date, via fake-mermaid)

Things To Talk About On A First Date

ssxtc:

lifejoy21:

First impressions last, and conversation quality can make or break a first date experience. In assessing what you want in a partner, conversation should play an important part in your decision-making. After all, communication is one of the building blocks of any type…

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

(via fake-mermaid)

awomanfromitaly:

claydols:

its weird that guys get so touchy when you accuse them of sexism like “im not sexist wtf????” when they should really be worried about “ive been acting sexist wtf????” like dude youre not the victim of an accusation the accusation is the result of your behavior

literally every person born into a position to oppress has behaved like this and its gross

(Source: 37roses, via greetings)

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

(via fake-mermaid)