the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via tyleroakley)

Anyone wanna help me ruin someone’s life?




am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

(via hellboundbrothers)

i wish people followed me for my blog not my perfect ass

(via fake-mermaid)


people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(via fake-mermaid)


turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via iwillmindfuckyou)


i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: cutebiche, via fake-mermaid)


destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman

(Source: spookywildling, via tylerhoekley)


either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad, via fake-mermaid)


  “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. 

(via iwillmindfuckyou)